Category Archives: #str8pr0n

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Shower Boners, The Darnedest Things

I love it when a guy is unapologetically hard. I'd reckon that the most common reaction when one is taking a shower and suddenly finds himself under an invasion of privacy attack, would be covering oneself, ESPECIALLY if an erection is present. But this guy is casual about his nudity and his boner when his friends swoop in for the attack.
Found on [We Luv Bromance]

Steph Jones (Jordin Sparks’ Boyfriend) In The Nude

Carlton Jordan has the leaked photos of Jordin Sparks' boyfriends wang chung. I hope every American Idol winner gets to play with something this big.

And for good measure, since you know, it's Music Monday and all, here's Steph's video for 'Beautiful.' EXCLUSIVE: ‘BOUT TIME! STEPH JONES’ NUDE PICS LEAKED! | Carlton Jordan.

Twitter Tuesday: Scooby Doo Porn!?

Warning: Discussions of Straight Porn ahead. Leave if you don't like it. Don't bother bringing your haterade to the comments.

Scooby Doo?? Yes, but I'm about 99% sure that the sex will not involve a dog. I mean, they didn't film this in West Virginia, after all! (My half-hearted apologies to my neighbors to the east.) So, I've kind of got a man-crush on Chad Alva. Not a crush crush. Like a bro-crush. Because I think he'd probably be cool as fuck to hang out with. I mean, he covered a Tim & Eric song with his ex girlfriend. That's awesome. Anywho, he is starring as Shaggy in the Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody film being released soon. Take a look at the cast. Even if the idea sounds ludicrous to you, you have to admit, it will be worth seeing with a cast like this. To check out more of Chad's photos, check out his TwitPic feed by clicking here.

Sheen’s Korner: A Dick Filled Past (Videos)

So, as I was watching the entertaining train wreck that was Charlie Sheen's inaugural UStream feed "Sheen's Korner" earlier, I noticed one of the members of Sheen's posse (and also apparently the sound effects guy) was Simon Rex, AKA Dirt Nasty, AKA the MTV VJ who jacked off for a gay porn compilation video. Now, I wouldn't go near his ween these days, but I remember when I was in either middle or high school and realizing that he was quasi-famous, and he was naked on the internet. Thus, I've spilled a few loads to this fella. I couldn't let that little fact go without some sort of shout out, so here are a few pieces of some of Simon Rex's #winning history. Evolution of a reformed porn performer: One of his Dirt Nasty songs, which I have to say, isn't the worst thing to have ever been produced:

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And now the part you can beat off to, the wanking vids:
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God Bless The Boys in Uniform

My love of country is exacerbated by visuals like this one.

GPF² by Gay Porn Fanatic.

To Have A Body Like His…

...would be next to godliness.

Ulysseus | Gay Photoblog.

I love… Jeremy Bilding on Guys with iPhones

Jeremy Bilding on Guys with iPhones.

Remember Super Bowl Porn-gate?

A couple of years ago, post-Janet Jackson's boob, some Tuscon, AZ subscribers to Comcast cable services got a little more than they bargained for during the Super Bowl. If you haven' seen it or heard about it, here's a recorded clip from the incident.

Friends don’t let friends sleep clothed.

Let that thing breathe while you're dozing, man!

Mind's Eye of a Gay Man, …time for more sleep.

Is Anyone Up?

Have you nerds heard of Is Anyone Up? It's kind of super great. If there's a self-shot of a hot guy, cute girl, emo douchebag or unfortunate butterface, it will likely be making an appearance on that site. I'm a fan.

Is Anyone Up? - Part 2.