Category Archives: #videogames

A Star Wars XBox!

Can we call it C-36P0? I want it no matter what it's called. I haven't upgraded to the sleek, new body style of 360's purely based on my love of my solid red Resident Evil Edition 360. But this bundle could possibly be the one to persuade me to make the switch. Who wants to donate to make this a #nerdjizz reality? Maybe if I ask real nice and promise blowjobs? I mean, c'mon... a 3P0 controller!? An Artoo body and Kinect sensor!? Papa wants. Click below to read more.

Star Wars Xbox 360: Use the Force, controller-free - CSMonitor.com.

Cowboys & Pokemon

I. Love. This. I especially love Chris Hardwick as Team Rocket's James. X-Play Comedy: Cowboys & Pokemon in High Definition – G4tv.com.

Batman: Arkham City Takes On Riddler

You know, I have to say, I'm a fan of the art direction for Arkham City. The only leaked costume I've been disappointed in thus far is Robin. I really didn't want him to be included in the storyline, let alone made into a recreation of the Chris O'Donnell version. Ah well. At least Riddler looks snazzy.

Batman: Arkham City’s Riddler image leaked | Gamefreaks - Videogame news, reviews and trailers.

Three Dimensions Of Porn… Thanks To Nintendo?

One of the best pieces of #nerdjizz-worthy news arrived on my doorstep in my inbox this morning. To say that I'm elated with the following announcement would be an understatement – Dominic Ford has released a Nintendo 3DS-compatible page of their popular website. It is a showcase of some of Ford's best 3D images and is viewable only with the glasses-free 3D technology found on the Nintendo 3DS. The site will eventually host 3D movies as well. If you own a 3DS like I do, all you have to do is head over to http://dominicford.com/3ds to take advantage of seeing beautiful, naked men in three dimensions, without wearing glasses! Says Ford, "The Nintendo 3DS, as well as new 3D mobile devices, are exciting to us because they allow our 3D images and movies to be seen in full color and without the need for 3D glasses." As of right now there are a collection of 20 or so photos ready for your viewing pleasure. Aside from the obvious naughty factor of seeing images on a gaming device of Spencer Reed, Shane Frost or new Dominic Ford-exclusive Bryce Evans clad only in smile, the images can be saved to the Nintendo 3DS memory! I have a feeling that I'm going to need a bigger SD card. What you see there now is only a taste of what's to come. Soon, there will be an expanded photo section and as mentioned above, video will be available soon. Speaking from experience, I know it's going to be rather hard for me to hold the 3DS in that viewing 'sweet spot' while my right hand is, well, preoccupied. Nonetheless, it will be ultimately worth it. The two great loves of my life are porn and technology, and Dominic Ford has combined them perfectly. And if the 3DS isn't your cup of tea for porn consumption, Ford isn't stopping at small-screen distribution with the glasses-free modus operandi. While anaglyph (blue/red glasses) allows viewers to watch Ford's 3D content on any regular display, Ford has always seen this technology as a stepping stone. "We are glad people enjoy watching the anaglyph versions of our content. But watching the 3D TV formats on a 3D TV or via new glasses free devices like the Nintendo 3DS is eye-opening to those who have never seen our content in full color. The 3D is cinema quality." For more information, visit dominicford.com or click below.

The Windfish

Artist Pertheseus over at deviantART created a magnificent piece that I'd personally love to have framed and hanging on my living room wall. My love of Link's Awakening notwithstanding, this is simply a beautiful work of fan artistry. Click the thumbnail to see the original in it's full-sized glory.  

The Windfish by ~Pertheseus on deviantART.

64 Bit Entertainment!

Shout out if you had any of these games!

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