Tag Archives: #zelda

A #nerdjizz Notable Sex Position: The Triforce

When a triple rimjob forms the shape of the Hylian source of power, you've got yourself a Triforce!
When a triple rimjob forms the shape of the Hylian source of power, you've got yourself a Triforce!
Starring Anthony, Rod & Austin.

The Windfish

Artist Pertheseus over at deviantART created a magnificent piece that I'd personally love to have framed and hanging on my living room wall. My love of Link's Awakening notwithstanding, this is simply a beautiful work of fan artistry. Click the thumbnail to see the original in it's full-sized glory.  

The Windfish by ~Pertheseus on deviantART.

A Triforce Tattoo (via Geekologie)


  A Triforce Tattoo - Geekologie.

Valentines Day Fuckers!

Happy Valentines Day all you nerds and fuckers out there! Today I'm dedicating my this one and only Valentine post to a few of my favorite couples.

Barack and Michelle:

Ellen and Portia

Brad and Angie

Link and Zelda

Chris Porter and Samuel Colt

And there you have it. Oh, and I'll include one more photo of Chris and Samuel that makes me, the soulless wonder, melt into a puddle of goo:

If this isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

Sweet Mother of Zelda!

I know I was just talking about it yesterday, and this might be overkill, but look at these screenscaps from Infendo! I officially am going to reserve my 3DS tomorrow. I mean, wow. Ocarina of Time looks absolutely blessed on this device, and the portability is an added bonus! Ultimate nerd boner.

Up close and personal: Zelda Ocarina looks lovely on 3DS - Infendo

Re-Awakening Link

As of a couple of weeks ago, I've been playing through one of my all-time favorite handheld games, The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. I hadn't touched this title in years because both the cartridge and the Game Boy for which it was made were in storage. Having saved them from their needless exile, I've been rediscovering exactly what kept me so enthralled as a child. I've recently read that Link's Awakening will be available on the upcoming Nintendo 3DS as part of the 3DSware Store, along with many other classic Game Boy titles. After I beat the original cartridge, I plan on playing the Game Boy Color version. After that, I'll play the 3DSware version. After that I'll likely play the 3DSware version of Ocarina of Time. After that, Link's newest Wii adventure, "Skyward Sword" will be available. Basically, there's going to be a whole lotta Zelda in my future. The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Nintendo 3DS: Price/Date Announced.

Price and date details emerged about the forthcoming Nintendo 3DS. Price: $250 Release date: March 27th I have to admit, I'm a little surprised at the price point. I thought that the Thanksgiving downward price shift of the existing DSi and XL models signaled that Nintendo's family of handhelds would never breach the $200 threshold. But, then again, this is the first self-dependent 3D handheld machine, requiring no glasses, so I suppose the price can be justified. Regardless, I'm gonna get one, and I'm going to play the updated Ocarina of Time on that bitch like there's no tomorrow. Thanks to hungandthick for the heads up on the HuffPo article below: Nintendo 3DS Price, Release Date Announced.