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Comics & Dick Slips

[Via Super-Undies.]

Vanity Plates

If only there were a state that allowed for more than the typical 6-7 characters on a vanity plate, I might commission a few NRDJZZLVR plates for some of you contiguous readers.

 

 

squeeezers, queeroweirdo: Jizz Lover.

The Beautiful Nerd

He’s a bit smooth for my tastes, but I’ll be goddamned if he’s not genetically blessed.

Here it goes.

I love… Jeremy Bilding on Guys with iPhones

Jeremy Bilding on Guys with iPhones.

A Silver Satin-y Playstation

If you’ll notice, I refrain from extolling coverage to the PS3. I know, I know. It’s unfair and overtly biased, but quite frankly, I’ve never been a fan of the way Sony has handled their approach to video game system entertainment. Specifically regarding the Playstation 3.

They were flying so high on the success of the PS2 that they forgot to consider the consumer when making the Ps3. Sure it has obviously better graphics than it’s peers, but when it launched it was what, six hundred dollars? Sure, the technology located within was a portion of what jacked the price so high, but I find that sort of business logic irresponsible and demeaning to the consumer.

But blah, blah, blah on my part. I would buy one if only Sony USA would release the same color variations here in the States that they release in Japan. I have a red XBox 360 and a black Wii, both of which are obviously not the original launch colors. If I could get a white or silver PS3, I’d be sold. And no, colorware is not good enough for me. So there.

‘Silver Satin’ PS3 Hitting Japanese Shelves in March.

Video Games, Meet Legitimacy

Looks like the educated are finally recognizing the power of video games as a medium for more than just entertainment. From CNN:

Consider Loyalist College in Ontario, which offered students a simulation of U.S./Canada border crossings where they played the role of guards, and actually saw the rate of successful test scores jump from 56% to 95%. Or the Hilton Garden Inn, which built a custom 3-D hospitality training game for the PlayStation Portable, reasoning that it’s more informative and reasonable for staffers to experiment by interacting with virtual customers.

via How video games can make you smarter – CNN.com.

Uh, Supe, buddy…

You got a receipt from the dry-cleaners?
(Actually, I wouldn’t mind this serving as the template for the official costume.)

Guys with iPhones.

Comic Book Guys We Wanna Fuck

We are so honored to be contributing to NerdJizz! It’s true – at Tommy Wells we are huge nerds too. One of the best things about geeking out? Fantasizing about the hottest guys in our favorite graphic novels of course. We currently have a boner for these 3:

1. Skinner Sweet – American Vampire‘s bad ass villain we can’t get enough of. The blonde hair, the blue eyes, and just enough scruff to give him that sextra umph. We wouldn’t want to be on his bad side – but we definitely want to be on his naughty side! Insert fangs here!




2. Rick Grimes – The Walking Dead‘s toughest, coolest, and hottest one handed hero you’ll ever see (yeah – he loses a hand, sorry for the spoiler – but get with the program)! It’s the beard and his roughness that gets to our core. Who wouldn’t want a hardcore grizzly hunk protecting them from the Zombiepocolypse? And trust us, one hand can still get plenty done! (Ask Yorick, our next hottie.)




3. Yorick Brown – Y: The Last Man‘s last man. He’s the last fucking man on Earth. Your other option is the monkey. He starts looking cuter and cuter the more that reality sets in. Besides, he’s toned, tall, and likes animals. Sounds like someone you can bring home to Mama. Of course, in this universe, we’d be dead too.




**If you couldn’t read the speech bubbles in the second picture – she’s asking him how he hasn’t cheated on his girlfriend considering he’s the only man left. His response – well, speaks for itself!**

We don’t love these stories solely for the hot hunks – these three graphic novels are a great read. And seeing these hotties should entice you to go search for more about the series’. How do you feel about these three? Men of your dreams, or are you reaching for the rubber… eraser!

Tommy Wells is a 20something Los Angeles based blogger with a passion for porn. He spends his days as a Shepherd of Sin and Liaison of Lechery. You can  keep up with Tommy and his crew at his website. Follow him on Twitter @tommywellsnet.

Three Joysticks?

I’m not a Playstation man myself, but I’ll tell you what I do like:

Boners.

Tommy’s Tumblr.

Apple-sanctioned iPad Porn!

Good news, everyone!
As I awoke this morning, I did the first thing I usually do every day which is check my iPad for the news. As I was checking my Pulse news feed, a Mashable headline caught my eye:

Uncensored Playboy Magazine Coming to iPad in March.

Now, I don’t know about you, but this excites me greatly. Not because I want access to a bunch of girly T & A (unless said T & A belongs to either Angelina Jolie or Lizz Tayler, either of whom I’d gladly fap to) but because this likely signals, as Stan from Mashable suggested, the possibility of adding more minor-protecting restrictions which could pave the way for more adult content to reach the iPad’s screen.

A search through Hugh Hefner’s Twitter feed revealed the upcoming plans.


Now, sure, there’s room for error between now and the scheduled March app release, but I have hope that this is going to happen, and that more nudity will be hitting the iPad soon.