Tag Archives: #iPhone

iOS 7.1 Is Here, Queer, Get Used To It

Apple has finally released unto the masses the long-awaited incremental update to iOS 7, the first major overhaul in iOS in years. 7.1 doesn't bring too many changes on the surface, but it does improve the way things run under the hood glass. For a quick rundown on the biggest changes, watch this 9 minute video from iTwe4kz which covers just about any question you may have - even those about Jailbreaking. I've been sporting 7.1 beta for a while now, and while I didn't care at all for the newly-implemented circular buttons in the Phone app or the Power screen, I have to admit they have grown on me quite a bit. Logically I still think it makes sense to have larger buttons - a trait the rectangular buttons provided automatically - but the circular buttons do feel more thematic. 9to5Mac provided this new feature mashup during the beta period: screen-shot-2014-01-08-at-9-56-49-am   #nerdjizz advice: Definitely update. The team at Apple really did improve upon iOS 7 with this upgrade. The interface feels much more responsive and overall much more trustworthy. There clearly were some bugs that needed working through, and this update managed to squash most of them.

Combining iPhone + Penis = Unlocking or Un-Cocking?

Ok, I need y'all to help me find the source of this video, because I happened across it on a tube site. I want to give proper credit where it is due, because this is a fantastic demonstration as to how you can become even closer to your iPhone 5S than you already are. Edit: that was quick. The peenor in question belongs to Roman Rivers, and the responsible party is Manhunt. For the record, I always knew Apple's TouchID was advanced enough to capture & encode more types of skin prints than just fingerprints, but I'm pissed I didn't think of producing something like this before they did.

Apple’d Out

Hey Harvey Walker.

Guys With iPad 2 Giveaways!

NOTE: If your browser gives you a malware message while visiting GWiP, ignore the warning. It's a technicality being resolved. As Guys with iPhones readies for its 50,000th studly uploaded image, I'd like to share the following message with all of you readers out there who have one of Apple's prized cellular devices:

Start uploading your images to GWiP now! Be the lucky 50k image, and you can win an iPad 2 from the sexy site for guys and their beloved Apple device.

For two years GuysWithiPhones.com has been the hottest site where amateur guys, porn stars, and celebrities drop in and snap their best and sexiest shots with the world’s most stylish phone. Within the next few weeks, we will post our 50,000th photo and to celebrate this incredible milestone we’ve decided to throw “GWiP’s Race to the 50K!”

We’d love every guy with an iPhone to submit sexy photos to our site! But the lucky fella who submits our 50,000th photograph will win an iPad 2 — and there’s more! In the five days leading up to the 50,000 mark, we will give away an iPod Shuffle each day to one lucky submitter — that’s 5 chances to win a free iPod Shuffle just for uploading a great guy with an iPhone!

Sounds pretty great, does it not!? I've been a fan of GWiP for a very long time, and I've submitted my fair share of images to them, so I'm extremely excited that they're doing this promotion! For official rules, read below:


1. The race will run until we post the 50,000th pic. 2. All submissions can be sent to “submissions@guyswithiphones.com” or made over the web via:  http://guyswithiphones.com/upload/. 3. There is no limit to the number of submissions. So send in as many as you like! 4. Each shot must have an iPhone in clear view. 5. The 50,000th approved picture will win the unlocked iPad 2. Five runners-up will receive iPod Shuffles. 6. All submissions must be made via valid email addresses. Finalists will be contacted to verify authenticity of submissions. So please uploading your hottest GWiP entry! 7. Unverified submissions will be forfeited for the purpose of the contest (but may still be added to the GWiP site). In the event that the 50,000th or other winning photos are not authentic/verifiable, the prize will be given to the next approved submission. 8. Minimum age of entry is 18 years old. 9. A winner will be announced after we’ve published the 50,000th photo

And there you have it, boys! Now pull out those iPhones, open the camera app and start snapping! You never know which photo could net you a brand new iPad 2!


Weekend Dominic Ford Update

Gym Fuck: Parker London & Shane Frost @ DominicFord.com

DominicFord.com brings you hot 3D Gay Porn

Welcome to the first of four movies in Dominic Ford's "Gym Fuck" series. This month, we will be updating the site 2-3 times a week. Thursday we will release the sex scene. Saturday and Monday we will release the workout tapes, filmed by the stars in the movie.This week, Shane Frost and Parker London take us through an upper body workout. Parker shows us his routines for chest, biceps and triceps. Shane takes us through lats, pecs and shoulders.And then Shane shows us (in a very different way) how to work out his ass! It evidently involves a lot of stretching!

Watch the full movie at DominicFord.com

Flashback: Southern Decadence Part 12

And this will conclude our flashback to 2003's Southern Decadence in New Orleans, LA. If you have any videos you'd like to submit yourself, please use the contact form above to let me know. Compliments of RocketTube If you're on an iPhone or iPad, click here to view the video!

Flashback: Southern Decadence 2003 Part 11

Nearly finished with the entire showcase now. More public street action for you to enjoy. Compliments of RocketTube If you're on an iPhone or iPad, click here to view the video!

Flashback: Southern Decadence 2003 Part 10

You have to appreciate the dedication this person had to filming the highlights of SD. I hope to provide equally as thrilling video when I return to Chicago for IML/Grabby's weekend this year. Compliments of RocketTube If you're on an iPhone or iPad, click here to view the video!

Street Fighting for Charity!

HADOUKEN! Everyone loves Street Fighter, amiright!? What a clever idea! If any of you out there have an iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad, you should buy the Street Fighter 4 app. Even if you only play it once, you're only out a dollar, and that dollar goes to relief efforts in Japan! To buy Street Fighter 4, click here. You can also donate directly through the iTunes store by clicking here
Image Copyright Capcom, via IGN.com

The Case For iPad 2

And no, I'm not talking Smart Covers here. Heyohhhhhhh. I'm going to lay out for you why I believe the purchase of an iPad 2 is worthy of your time and money.

What I like about the first iPad:

It's Just A Big iPhone. It's funny to me that the initial gripes about the iPad, mostly from those who'd never owned an Apple product, were that it was simply an oversized iPhone and therefore not worth consideration. You see, that's funny to me because I've had a chance to try other touch screen phones – Droids included – and I'm unconvinced of their superiority to Apple's handset. The iPhone is fantastic, so a larger version could only be a great thing. Typically, there are three points Android enthusiasts throw at me in an attempt to convince me my phone isn't worth their, or even my own, time.
  • Lack of Adobe Flash - The lack of flash video on the iPhone and iPad is becoming less of a nuisance these days, since more and more websites are offering their video content in both flash and HTML5 formats. Actually, the failure to incorporate HTML5 into a website  is the real problem. If you're not making your website compatible with devices that are in the hands of nearly 200 million people, that's on you. Not the device.
  • Camera Megapixels - As I've seen personally with both the iPhone and a Droid X, more megapixels does not equal a better picture. As it currently stands the iPhone 4 has 5 MP versus the Droid's 8 MP. On most of my photo tests, as well as most photo tests from other entities, the iPhone photos rate better thanks to the stabilizer and better focus. Colors also seem crisper for whatever reason.
  • iOS Isn't Open Source - Given the serious security breach that the Android app store just suffered, I'm not going to even bother to rub it in their face just why it's such a bad idea to let "anything go." There's a reason that computers running Windows are more susceptible to viruses. Mac keeps their shit closed tight so that the user has an over all pleasant experience for years to come. Android is only proving itself to be the Windows OS of mobile devices, which is saying something since Windows has their own mobile OS.
Apple spent years developing iOS before they released the initial version in 2007 alongside the iPhone. (Then known as iPhone OS.) I know I'm a fanboy, but to be quite honest, when I stop to think about the operating system, it's still amazing. Apple has perfectly designed a touch based system for mobile devices, and I look forward to the day they roll out their first true hybrid machine that combines iOS with OS X. It's Perfect For The John. I should preface this by reminding you all how important it is to both clean your hands and your electronic devices on practically the same intervals. Thanks to our society becoming practically dependent upon cellular devices, we tend to touch our phones more than any other object in our daily lives with more frequency and with more unconscious disregard to hygiene. So, I suggest you head on down to your local market and pick up two things for your iOS devices: alcohol wipes and lens cleaning wipes. Both come pre-moistened and ready to use. Alcohol for the aluminum casings and the lens cleaning wipes for the glass surfaces. Now that that's done, there was a general sentiment that permeated the air when the iPhone came out amongst my friends and many of the comics I listen to on a regular basis. "The iPhone has changed the way I poop" was that general sentiment. When the iPad came along, it became quite clear that there was a new bathroom buddy in town. It's not as cumbersome as a laptop, and the screen size is far more optimal than an iPhone. Netflix and websurfing finally have united with their perfect venue. Media Was Made To Hold In Your Hand. I never realized until I held an iPad just how perfect a tablet is for media consumption. I don't have a desktop computer because A.) I'm not a graphic designer and B.) I'm under thirty. Let's face it, on the whole, my generation is not quite the desktop generation. Yet for as portable as laptops are, my MacBook is now stationary. I have no desire to lug it upstairs or downstairs to perform such simple tasks as tweeting, reading the news, watching youtube videos, firing up Netflix, etc.

Why would I upgrade?

Now, why would I recommend the iPad 2 ahead of it's release on Friday? No, I don't have an advance tester device in my hands nor did I attend the announcement event last week in San Francisco. There are a few pieces of information that were shared during that announcement however that cemented in my mind the justification for upgrading.
  • Facetime - Some people might think that the lack of a front facing camera on the first iPad was an oversight or a purposeful act to encourage upgrading. I however don't think it's quite so cut and dry. I think it took Apple longer than normal to figure out how to market the new front facing camera system on their mobile devices. iSight cameras have been standard in Macs for years, and prior to their built-in status, they were made to be compatible with the full range of desktops and laptops. Now, we see in all new models of Apple computers, the built-in camera has been renamed FaceTime HD. I think they sort of stumbled onto "FaceTime" as a communication tool and brand. All that being said, FaceTime on a tablet is a wonderful idea. It's already neat on the iPhone and more logical on a MacBook. The iPad might prove to be the perfect medium for video calling.
  • Faster Processing Speeds - The iPad and iPhone 4 are already pretty fast as far as mobile devices go. Any time you add more speed – especially when you double existing scores – you've got a #winning reason to upgrade. What this means for you the user is that all app launch times will effectively be cut in half. Videos will run smoother and start earlier. Faster = better in technology. And things will always get faster.
  • The Smart Covers - Okay, I did have to mention these despite their not actually being included with the iPad 2 itself. They're sold separately, but the design is genius. Magnetic attachment, triangular folding into a stand, 10 different colors to choose from, screen cleaning interior microfiber... need I say more? Apple typically doesn't get into the case/cover production since they pride themselves on their product design. However, the new iPad 2 Smart Cover proves just why they should focus a little more R&D into that industry.

Images from Apple.com.

And so my verdict, being both an Apple enthusiast yet a person who would not recommend a product frivolously, is that you should definitely upgrade to the iPad 2 if you're already an iPad owner, or just flat out make this your first iPad purchase. It's not necessary to do it right away, mind you. Apple is producing 40 million of these puppies this year. You've got plenty of time. I will say this though. Don't ever buy an Apple product if it is 8-11 months into it's life cycle. Something newer and better is waiting just around the corner. The good thing about iPads, however, is that compared to computers, they're inexpensive enough to gift to family members, or to just keep on the coffee table as a spare. I can definitely envision a world in which a household has 3-4 iPads lying about for the sake of convenience.