Tag Archives: #celebrities

Kevin Pereira

Last night as I was perusing the analytics of my site, I came across an amusing fact. Twice, I received a visitor to the site who ended up up here by googling the phrase "Kevin Pereira xtube." Now, before you go doing the same, just know it's a moot search. The Attack of the Show co-host is a little too smart to let his naughty bits be displayed in the internets. However, I would think he'd be flattered to know that at least someone was interested enough to see if those naughty bits were indeed on display. I don't know if it's because I've been such a longtime viewer of G4 or if it's because he, and Blair Herter and Chris Hardwick all remind me of my college buddies, but I definitely don't see him/them in a sexual way. Don't get me wrong, I recognize that they are indeed attractive fellas, but just like those old geeky, fratty buddies, theres a decidedly platonic edge involved. BUT, this site is called NerdJizz after all, so what kind of webmaster would I be if I didn't [Dr. Evil voice] throw you a friggin' bone, here. So how about a screencap and a video of Kevin's buns in a sumo mawashi from back in the AOTS Munn-days? (Too much pun?)

Angie + Tech

= A happy Harvey. The love of my life can be seen here seemingly on a set with Brad  (photoshoot, maybe?) inspecting the computer herself. If she were caressing a MacBook, the status of my hard-on would be upgraded to "raging." I know. I ain't right.

Angelina Jolie.

Adam Levine, in the buff.

Ok. Go look at Pink is the New Blog, because they have photographs from the Cosmo issue in which Adam Levine from Maroon 5 strips down and has his dangly parts covered only by a lady's hands. I'm so hard. Right. Now.

By the by, I had no idea his tattoo collection had grown to be so f'ing awesome! Adam Levin Of Maroon 5 Gets NEKKID For ‘Cosmopolitan’ Magazine | Pink is the New Blog.