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Valentines Day Fuckers!

Happy Valentines Day all you nerds and fuckers out there! Today I'm dedicating my this one and only Valentine post to a few of my favorite couples.

Barack and Michelle:

Ellen and Portia

Brad and Angie

Link and Zelda

Chris Porter and Samuel Colt

And there you have it. Oh, and I'll include one more photo of Chris and Samuel that makes me, the soulless wonder, melt into a puddle of goo:

If this isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

Angie + Tech

= A happy Harvey. The love of my life can be seen here seemingly on a set with Brad  (photoshoot, maybe?) inspecting the computer herself. If she were caressing a MacBook, the status of my hard-on would be upgraded to "raging." I know. I ain't right.

Angelina Jolie.