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We All Win with Tyler Rush’s ASS-assin’s Creed Cosplay


According to Tyler Rush's twitter bio, he is a Seattle-based porn star (neat!), kink aficionado (our attention, u haz it), and a nerd (aaand boom goes the dynamite). Over the weekend, Tyler attended a video game themed bar night, called Insert Coin, where he not only took go-going to the next level, but cosplaying as well! It wasn't enough for the bubble-butt-beau to go dressed as a dead sexy, jockstrap-clad assassin from Assassin's Creed -- oh, no! -- but he went and made the costume himself, too! Brava, sir! Now how's about a special ...“presentation” for your new pals at #nerdjizz, eh?!

Assassin’s Creed: Kinect

How did I miss this awesomely epic April Fools video from earlier in the year?

In Geeky Michael Fassbender News…

Try not to lose your minds, gay geeks and gaymers, but, painfully early this morning, Variety reported that Michael Fassbender is set to not just star but co-produce one of the highest praised video game series of (maybe) all time: Assassin's Creed! Fassbender is certainly no stranger to the fantashy/sci-fi genre, what with the recent success of Prometheus, let's not forget he's been in many an action-packed movie for the geeks such as X-Men: First Class, Haywire (I admit I didn't like that as much as I hoped to), Inglourious BasterdsJonah Hex (no need to tell me this one sucked), the UK TV series Hex, and, of course, 300. He's proved with his latest successes that audiences love watching his large wiener him, so here's to hoping this will be the beginning of incredible movies based on video games (or need I remind us of Prince of Persia and Max Payne?) In the meantime, while we wait for the movie, Assassin's Creed III hits stores October 30th! Watch and play, won't you? And, like me, pretend it's just Michael Fassbender with his gloriously ginger beard as you touch yourself for the whole game!