Dear Anthony Romero, You may not know this, but I've found your lost twin brother. It turns out he is none other than the soon-to-be ex co-host of G4's Attack of the Show, Kevin Pereira! Using my amazing powers of deduction, I came to realize of your relation (you're adopted, by the way) when you tweeted the following picture... I then brilliantly deduced the relation through recognizable attributes in both of you: the eyes, lips, nose & even identical buzz cuts! It was as simple as putting two-and-two together! Now, there's no need to thank me but if I find free NDB swag featuring you in my mail, I won't turn it down! Or, you know, record your reunion with Kevin and then send the
twincest porn result my way.
Yours in Christ,