Adam Levine, in the buff.

Ok. Go look at Pink is the New Blog, because they have photographs from the Cosmo issue in which Adam Levine from Maroon 5 strips down and has his dangly parts covered only by a lady's hands. I'm so hard. Right. Now.

By the by, I had no idea his tattoo collection had grown to be so f'ing awesome! Adam Levin Of Maroon 5 Gets NEKKID For ‘Cosmopolitan’ Magazine | Pink is the New Blog.