Compare & Contrast: Boyfriends and Bananas

Today, I have the chance to pit Anthony Romero against his boyfriend Austin Wilde, banano-a-mano.  Just under a month ago, Anthony decided to give the ol’ deepthroat-a-banana trick a try. He wasn’t entirely successful. Last night, his other half Austin did the same thing with better technique, but Anthony still holds the edge in all-out adorable points. What are your thoughts, nerds? Who wins overall?

Is it Anthony?


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Or Austin?


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