YouTube Comment Reconstruction by Dead Parrot

My intention for today was to post something that DIDN'T come from youtube but after watching and guffawing at this video, I just had to share! YouTube Comment Reconstruction #1 comes to us from Dead Parrot and the video is a dramatic reading of a comment war between two 'Directioners.'
The YouTube comment section can sometimes make you question humanity, so to cheer you up we're bringing you dramatic reconstructions of some of the best comment wars. This time it's between 'Sophie Danze' and 'Jilianlovesthebeibs' on "One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful." Enjoy and why not start your own argument in the comment section below.