On yesterday morning’s Good Morning America, “DwtS” hosts Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke-Charvet announced the season fourteen (!) cast of the weekly ballroom dancing hit. Previous casts have continuously proved to be a bit of a let-down and a “who’s that” of Hollywood but it’s changed as of late though.
Last season saw the inclusion of Chaz Bono, Ron Artest (don’t get on my case about this, gays and sports fans!), Ricki Lake, David Arquette and the big-bootied yet intolerable Rob Kardashian. Or even the inclusion of Kirstie Alley the season before. Yesterday, however, was the first time I actually did a double-take and felt like Tom Hardy had slapped me across the face with his wiener (that’s how great the surprise was, to me anyway).
Among the cast announced (though not present for the reveal) was “Mexico’s Brad Pitt,” Cuban-American actor/model, William Levy! I truly flipped my shit, I’ll be honest. The actor is the very definition of hot and just imagining him dance around with those intense hazel-green eyes, that silky voice (and I hope he has an accent!) in those tight pants they always make the men wear — Mmmm! I can’t…I have no words.
So, to celebrate Levy joining the DwtS cast, here’s a picture gallery from his days modeling for N2N before he became a big actor in Mexico (and appearing in that recent Jennifer Lopez video which put him on the DwtS map)! Which includes a series of thongs, jocks, speedos, boxer briefs and…oh, did I forget to mention most are sheer from the front? And let me tell you, he DOES NOT disappoint, despite being quite flaccid!
He’s left VERY little to the imagination, I tell you!