Kevin Pereira

Last night as I was perusing the analytics of my site, I came across an amusing fact. Twice, I received a visitor to the site who ended up up here by googling the phrase “Kevin Pereira xtube.” Now, before you go doing the same, just know it’s a moot search. The Attack of the Show co-host is a little too smart to let his naughty bits be displayed in the internets. However, I would think he’d be flattered to know that at least someone was interested enough to see if those naughty bits were indeed on display.

I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been such a longtime viewer of G4 or if it’s because he, and Blair Herter and Chris Hardwick all remind me of my college buddies, but I definitely don’t see him/them in a sexual way. Don’t get me wrong, I recognize that they are indeed attractive fellas, but just like those old geeky, fratty buddies, theres a decidedly platonic edge involved.

BUT, this site is called NerdJizz after all, so what kind of webmaster would I be if I didn’t [Dr. Evil voice] throw you a friggin’ bone, here. So how about a screencap and a video of Kevin’s buns in a sumo mawashi from back in the AOTS Munn-days? (Too much pun?)