We All Win with Tyler Rush’s ASS-assin’s Creed Cosplay

Tyler

According to Tyler Rush’s twitter bio, he is a Seattle-based porn star (neat!), kink aficionado (our attention, u haz it), and a nerd (aaand boom goes the dynamite).

Over the weekend, Tyler attended a video game themed bar night, called Insert Coin, where he not only took go-going to the next level, but cosplaying as well! It wasn’t enough for the bubble-butt-beau to go dressed as a dead sexy, jockstrap-clad assassin from Assassin’s Creed oh, no! — but he went and made the costume himself, too!

Brava, sir! Now how’s about a special …“presentation” for your new pals at #nerdjizz, eh?!

Platina Jazz Presents “Sailor Moon” – A Moonlight Serenade

The third episode of Sailor Moon Crystal is out tomorrow, and Sailor Mars fans are rejoicing! Her new introduction and transformation were teased for tomorrow’s episode and the whole thing will, no doubt, blow everyone’s mind — AND OHHMAIGAWD WAS THAT ZOISITE IN THE TEASER THAT I’M ONLY JUST NOW NOTICING?!

For those of us who can’t wait until tomorrow though, here’s a neat music video I found by Swedish band, Platina Jazz! In their “Sailor Moon” video, the band gives a nod to everyone’s favorite bun-head with their own rendition of the original opening theme, “Moonlight Densetsu.”