Guys In Sweatpants: Austin & Robbie

I think there is literally 15 combined feet of cock between these two gentlemen. (Or, like 1’6.5″. Who’s counting?) Either way, the specifics don’t matter, because it’s more prime wangus than you’ve seen in a while, guaranteed.


Watch these slabs of man-meat in action.

The Korra Shake

The Harlem Shake is annoying, yes, we all know that. The only thing that has recently made it remotely watchable has been the influx of assorted sports teams who insist on recording their own versions while scantily clad, and sometimes nude, in locker rooms. We all know how much I love a good locker room…

BUT, here’s a fantastic nerdalicious version featuring Korra from Nickelodeon’s The Legend of Korra! Korra is the reincarnation of the Avatar in the sequel series to Avatar: The Last Airbender, and she’s voiced by my favorite podcaster, Janet Varney. Seriously though, if you haven’t subscribed to Janet’s podcast, you’re really missing out. She’s just the most lovely person.

Anywho, here’s the Korra Shake!

Song Break: Zee Avi – Concrete Wall

This isn’t new by any stretch, but most likely you haven’t heard it. If you have, great, but if you haven’t, you’re really in for a treat.

Boom sha clack clack.

Jake Bass Crashed The Internet

Okay, not the whole internet. Not yet. (I think he probably will one day.) Yesterday was Jake Bass’ birthday. So last night, Jake was scheduled to do a live cam show at CockyBoys. The thing is, it didn’t quite start on time. Admittedly, they are using new broadcasting client, as Max Ryder was tinkering with some technical issues during his own cam show a week earlier. But. Listen. The thing is, CockyBoys hosts a metric ton of video. …Okay, okay, maybe not a metric ton, but close enough. They’ve been producing content for years. They’ve been online a while and have gained, not lost, popularity with each passing day. What I’m trying to say is that these guys have a handle on how to run a website. And Jake Bass crashed the servers. Talk about a career milestone.

Jake Bass broke the Internet

Well done Jake. It’s a testament to the wide appeal he has. I mean, if you go check his tag on Tumblr, you’ll find a range of people gushing about him.  There is even a wide base of fans who know he’s in porn, but prefer to just look at his attractive face and not delve into his naughty dealings. That base includes, oddly enough, teen girls who are typically into people like Zayn from One Direction. Jake has a universal quality, that much is true. Here are some pictures and gifs to celebrate the joyous occasions of crashing the internet + naughty birthdays:

The next time Jake breaks the internet, you should be there in person to witness it.

Harlem Shake in Rugby Showers

This terrible Harlem Shake meme has been made better by all of the floppy soapy dicks in this video:

Guys in Sweatpants Megapost

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Guys in Sweatpants Launches: Anthony Romero & Austin Wilde

I hate to say it, but you’ve basically been living under a giant internet rock if you don’t know who these two are. Austin Wilde has been in the industry for a few years wherein he first gained notoriety as a Raging Stallion exclusive. After that contract ended and his next one began, he did some work for Suite703, wherein he performed his first scene with boyfriend and GiSP partner, Anthony Romero. After some work for Next Door Studios They Who Shall Not Be Named, both men landed at CockyBoys, where some of the most beautiful traditionally-shot gay porn is being produced in my opinion. “Austony” was the hybrid-ly named feature directed by Jake Jaxson at CockyBoys to really showcase these two in a light we really hadn’t seen before.

Now that today is the official launch of the Guys In Sweatpants membership site , the two cheeky bastards can add “studio heads” to their resumes. It began as an offhanded user-submitted site wherein guys would send in their own photos or photos they had taken of, well, guys in sweatpants. Why sweatpants? Well, if you hadn’t noticed already, Austin and Anthony are both sickeningly well built gym rats, and what is a popular choice of attire for men who frequent the gym? Sweatpants. Ball shorts. Cotton. Nylon. Mesh. Loose fitting fabrics wherein the male member can fly free, and others can discern general size and shape of each other’s equipment as they cruise their fellow man. Everyone likes to crotch-watch, so don’t even front. Austin himself explains more here.

The user submitted portion is still around, so non-members still have all the same access to that content that they did before. But, let’s be honest. You want to be a member.  It’s worth it. Hell, the scenes available on launch day are worth a full years dues in membership, so can you imagine what’s to come in the following months? These guys, they did good I tell ya. Keep your eye on the men they featured as launch models. Specifically the ones you haven’t heard of before. It’s my opinion that this site will become a launching pad for talent, and it’s always a special feeling to realize you were there at the beginning.

Well done, fellas.

Guys in Sweatpants: Previewing Ben Driver

Ben Driver has a fair amount of Tumblr fame from his now-defunct blog, Big Wang Theory. It was a cheeky title, but when you see the size of his wang chung, you’ll understand just how fitting it was.

See? See that? “BIg Wang” is kind of an understatement with that behemoth. But with Ben, it’s honestly not all about size. He’s taken a page from the Colby Keller/Conner Habib playbook and has unashamedly exposed not only his body but also his mind, thoughts, intellect and musings on his current blog on Tumblr.

About Ben:

29 years old

5’ 11” | 160 pounds | 9.5 inches, uncut

Gemini

Ben comes to us from Alberta. He is pretty quiet until you get him aroused; then he turns into an aggressive talking top that likes to finger fuck his bottoms before he rails them with a nine-and-a-half inch cock. When he’s not masturbating, working out, or playing with his cat, he enjoys reading post-colonial queer theory, and looking at, talking about, and eating butts. Reach out to him on Twitter.

Guys in Sweatpants: Previewing Bryan Cole

You already know from a few posts back, that I’m a fan of Bryan Cole and I’ll let you refer to it to see just why. He posted the video below last night. It does a better job describing with visual what I lack in verbal.

About Brian:

28 years old

6’ | 180 pounds | 7 inches, cut

Gemini

I grew up in a small town in Ohio. I still live in Ohio, but I moved a larger area. I work full time in IT; I have very low-key weekdays that consist of going to work from 9ish to 5ish, going to the gym, and then meeting friends for diner.  

I love traveling and flying on the weekends, but I can’t go anywhere without my pillow. When I’m at home I sleep with 4 pillows – One for my head, one to cuddle, one for my knees and one to rest my arm on. I enjoy working on my car, and I prefer little spoon position.  I have a Bachelor’s degree in computer science, a Master’s in business administration, and I’m currently in my final year my PHD in gym creeper pics. I usually respond to questions and shout outs on my Twitter feed.

Guys in Sweatpants: Previewing Shane Frost & JD Phoenix

Shane Frost is a popular performer who has been in the industry for a couple of years and found quite a bit of success in it. Just this past Friday, his was named 37th in the Top 40 Most Breathtakingly Beautiful Butts in Gay Porn on The Sword.

Shane’s bio:

30 years old

5’ 8” | 160 pounds | 8 inches, cut

Virgo

I’m kind of a typical Mid-Westerner. I love pro wrestling. When I’m not filming, I love to run outdoors, spend time with my boyfriend and friends, go to the gym and just enjoy life. Fact, Growing up, I won my hometowns ‘pie eating contest’ every year. Go figure! (I love eating ass.) Twitter: ShaneFrostxxx.

JD Phoenix has a great smile. There’s just enough mischief behind his eyes to let you know that he’s always ready to cause some trouble (in the best way.) I’m definitely looking forward to seeing him in all of his glory.

More about JD:

25 years old

5’ 11” | 150 pounds | 7 inches, cut

Leo

I party and live (and vice versa) in Las Vegas. I’m very outgoing. I’ve been on my own since I was 17. I’m from a little town outside of Albany, New York. I want every second to be a memorable one. Find me on Twiter.