Howdy fellas. I've been a little preoccupied lately, thanks to the release of Batman: Arkham City. I've completed the game and a review is coming soon, but there are awesome porny things to discuss right now. I wanted to direct your attention this weekend to a special deal from CockyBoys available in very few places, with #nerdjizz just happening to be one of those places!! That's right. I'm pleased to offer you early access to a pretty sweetass 3-for-1 deal! My friends over at CockyBoys are offering a 3 month subscription for the price of just 1 month! Deals like this pop up semi-regularly across the porn spectrum, but allow me if you will to lay out just why this is so fucking awesome:
Consider for a moment the following:
Not enough? Fine. CockyBoys recently signed Kennedy as their latest exclusive, joining the ranks of über-studs Tommy Defendi, Gabriel Clark and Mason Star. This addition is, as the kids say these days, the shit. Kennedy is just as awesome in real life as he seems on camera, and at least twice as hot. Despite my natural predilection for gingers, I'd still be a massive fan of Kennedy's no matter his coloring if only for his damn fine ass and spot-on taste in music. There is of course a longer list of reasons, but if you've seen the man, further explanations are unnecessary. I've included a preview clip from the scene.
See what I did there? Made a little cellular jokey-joke? Enough with the pun schtick, more with the fuck sticks, amiright? At any rate, just look at this stellar preview for the recent four-way orgy update CB released featuring three of the previously mentioned exclusives. To be honest, I have a difficult time writing about CockyBoys scenes because I naturally watch them once, jack off to them during that first watch-through, then try to go back to pick out moments to describe and write about, but my hands end up leaving the keyboard and going right back to my dick. That happend just now, no lie. I started reviewing the scene – for the nth time – and then there went my drawers. I mean, I can't tell you the number of times I've intended to write about the Pierre Fitch scenes or the Donny Wright scene of late, but I can't. stop. jacking. off. CockyBoys keeps my hands and dick busy quite often. That's why I really want to share it with you guys this weekend! From now until the 7th, every CockyBoys link on #nerdjizz will refer you to this awesome deal. I wouldn't pimp it if I didn't believe in it. Believe in the power of the Cock....y Boys. (Seriously, I'm done with the jokes now.)
Every man worth his salt has fucked the bed at some point in his life. It's typically one of those fantastic juvenile discoveries when puberty kicks in. It obviously doesn't replicate the real thing, but damn if it isn't fun every once in a while. Gif courtesy of yours truly.
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