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We All Win with Tyler Rush’s ASS-assin’s Creed Cosplay

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According to Tyler Rush’s twitter bio, he is a Seattle-based porn star (neat!), kink aficionado (our attention, u haz it), and a nerd (aaand boom goes the dynamite).

Over the weekend, Tyler attended a video game themed bar night, called Insert Coin, where he not only took go-going to the next level, but cosplaying as well! It wasn’t enough for the bubble-butt-beau to go dressed as a dead sexy, jockstrap-clad assassin from Assassin’s Creed oh, no! — but he went and made the costume himself, too!

Brava, sir! Now how’s about a special …“presentation” for your new pals at #nerdjizz, eh?!

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Platina Jazz Presents “Sailor Moon” – A Moonlight Serenade

The third episode of Sailor Moon Crystal is out tomorrow, and Sailor Mars fans are rejoicing! Her new introduction and transformation were teased for tomorrow’s episode and the whole thing will, no doubt, blow everyone’s mind — AND OHHMAIGAWD WAS THAT ZOISITE IN THE TEASER THAT I’M ONLY JUST NOW NOTICING?!

For those of us who can’t wait until tomorrow though, here’s a neat music video I found by Swedish band, Platina Jazz! In their “Sailor Moon” video, the band gives a nod to everyone’s favorite bun-head with their own rendition of the original opening theme, “Moonlight Densetsu.”

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First Mad Max: Fury Road Trailer Lands

To be perfectly honest, I can’t remember the last time I saw any of the Mad Max movies. I’m not certain I want to look into them either. This reincarnation, however, is drastically changing my mind. Then again, just add Tom Hardy into anything and I’m all over it like white on rice!

Mad Max: Fury Road stars Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, and Zoë Kravitz and hits theaters May 15th, 2015.

Arkham Knight

GameStop Announces Arkham Knight Exclusives

If you were wondering what that pixelated pic from GameStop was where they mentioned a big announcement coming up, well…

Turns out the announcement is for this little game I’m sure none of you have heard of — Arkham Knight?

These exclusives are for GameStop pre-orders only! Pre-orders will come with not one but TWO (2) additional DLC packs where you will be able to play as both Harley Quinn (which, apparently, was announced about a month ago and I totally missed it) aaaaand the Red Hood!

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Consider my pants officially wet!

Arsenal

First Look at Colton Haynes as Arsenal in CW’s Arrow!

Colton Haynes as Arsenal

Holy crap, you guys!

Colton Haynes’ Roy Harper has come out to play and he’s looking all neat and fetish-y! Entertainment Weekly just released this image of the Arrow star as Arsenal and includes some news on Roy’s involvement in season 3!

Says ew.com:

Last season on Arrow, Roy Harper was injected with Slade’s Mirakuru serum and had to deal with all of the rage that went with it. But now that Roy is Mirakuru-free, what will season three hold for the wearer of red hoodies? For one thing, another red hoodie.

As comic-book fans know, Roy Harper sometimes goes by another name: Arsenal. And not only can EW confirm that Roy will be joining Team Arrow as a fully fledged member in season three, but here’s an exclusive first look at Colton Haynes, who plays Roy, too—in full Arsenal attire (above).

The Arsenal suit will make its first appearance in the first episode of season three, which returns Oct. 8 on The CW.

Sailor Moon is Back!

Sailor Moon has returned, and it turns out the wait was well worth it because the first episode of the new anime is rocking everyone’s socks off! Watch it now before the free episode is taken down to make room for the new episode tomorrow!

WARNING: I don’t remember everyone’s Westernized names so I’m resolving to using their original Japanese names, I’ll make an effort to fill in the blanks for those who don’t know who the hell I’m talking about.

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Finally! A Full-Length Doctor Who Trailer with Peter Capaldi!

Here we go, guys! Our first GOOD look at Peter Capaldi as the Doctor!

Now, I have to admit, I haven’t been as obsessed with the upcoming season of Doctor Who as I have been in seasons past because I’m a little on the fence — and it’s no fault of Capaldi’s! I’ve been wanting a new Doctor after Matt Smith’s second and third seasons, and though Capaldi wasn’t the man I was hoping would take up the sonic screwdriver, I’m more than certain Capaldi will leave a great mark inside the TARDIS as his predecessors have!

The story-telling, however, I feel, has been taking a turn. Like Clara’s story…what the hell is her deal? How is she so capable in so little time? Why should we care? It’s a tiny gripe, but others such as this are starting to accumulate, and it’s because of this that I’ve decided to take a step back from the feverish love I have for the show. This season, I’m going in blind — knowing nothing about it until these episodes air.

I’ve spent so much time expecting awesomeness from previous episodes and almost always came off it a little let down. I grew frustrated with Matt Smith’s Doctor because the show went from the stories that hooked you in, to promoting how much a huge star Smith and Karen Gillan were becoming whilst on the show. Smith, of course, cast in Ryan Gosling’s upcoming directorial debut (is it a debut? I don’t even know anymore), and Gillan being cast as Nebula in Marvel Studios’ upcoming box office giant, Guardians of the Galaxy.

There’s nothing wrong with that, of course. Fantastic for them! I can’t wait to see more of them — though maybe not Gillan’s upcoming show on ABC. I don’t think that Selfie has what it takes to become a thing.

I think it’s time Moffat hand off the Doctor to someone else whose hands aren’t as full as his, and who probably isn’t as willing to throw himself in the spotlight when promoting the show. Moffat can then, in turn, concentrate on making Sherlock even more incredible than he’s already made it. Let someone else get back to the storytelling of Doctor Who!

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