Max & Pierre

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I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but since the CockyBoys renaissance, the new models have been absolute chemistry maestros. The bromance between Tommy Defendi and former CockyBoy Mason Star months ago was so sweet I got diabetes. Now, the torch has been passed to porn legend Pierre Fitch and n00b Max Ryder. (And to a lesser extent, Jake Bass in some spectacular three-way flirting, but more on that tomorrow.) These guys are going live in a few minutes, and you still have time to sign up and watch them DO THE NASTY. So do it. Click here to sign up.

CockyBoys has the hottest models and sexiest scenes. Go watch now!

Guitar HELLO! Rock HARD Band! (And other such puns)

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Ever played Guitar Hero and/or Rock Band naked? Ever had a six-pack while doing so? Ever watch a six-packed friend play Rock Band and/or Guitar Hero naked? If you ever get the chance, do as the kindly folks did in this video and record it so some nerds can fap to it later. Now, if you’ll excuse me…

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Lanky Nerd (Sans Jizz)

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This twinky geek strips down and wanks his wang, but alas, he doesn’t get to the moneyshot before the video cuts off. Still worth a view or two.

Anthony Romero’s Long-Lost Twin Found!

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Dear Anthony Romero,

You may not know this, but I’ve found your lost twin brother. It turns out he is none other than the soon-to-be ex co-host of G4′s Attack of the Show, Kevin Pereira!

Using my amazing powers of deduction, I came to realize of your relation (you’re adopted, by the way) when you tweeted the following picture…

20120518-234802.jpgI then brilliantly deduced the relation through recognizable attributes in both of you: the eyes, lips, nose & even identical buzz cuts!

It was as simple as putting two-and-two together!

Now, there’s no need to thank me but if I find free NDB swag featuring you in my mail, I won’t turn it down! Or, you know, record your reunion with Kevin and then send the twincest porn result my way.

You’re welcome!

Yours in Christ,
Roman M.